|No! Not that kind of wet!|
It's gonna be the kind of wet night that puts you in mind of:
I shall be spending my day at work - snug and dry - with my radio blasting and a hot cuppa chai at my side. And I shall be periodically stopping to pray:
"Please Lord! Stop the rain so the trick or treaters can come out ..... and I won't be forced to eat any more of those mini bags of chips or fun size Caramilk bars!"