Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy American Thanksgiving

It's American Thanksgiving.  You all have the day off and are all sitting 'round your tables eating turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie and watching football and getting ready for your Black Friday sales tomorrow .... and just generally being jolly and fat and happy!

What am I doing?  
I'm sitting here at my office job trying to work while contemplating the tuna sandwich I'll have for lunch (and my chocolate-covered granola bar!  Whoop!  Whoop!) feeling jealous and sighing.

When October comes round and I celebrate our Canadian thanksgiving .... with turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie and joy and jollity ..... I smile and gloat while smuggly saying to myself:

"I wonder what my American brothers and sisters to the south are eating today!"  

Then I laugh malignantly 
... muhahahahahaha ...
(like Dr Evil) .....

'cause I can be mean like that sometimes!

But yeah; karma comes back eventually and bites us all in the bum!

Enjoy your day!

I'm thankful today for blogging friends who know I'm just kidding.        Sort-of!


I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Thank you for the Thanksgiving wishes. I had thanksgiving with my family last Saturday so it's pretty quiet here today, but I will be visiting one of my son's later on. Hope you have a great Thursday !

Jack said...

Humble thanks from your deranged neighbors to the south!

TJR said...

I win both times. My Mom comes up for US Thanksgiving so we do a big turkey feast for her. Does gloating make me evil too?

Val Sparkle said...

Yeah, payback's a bitch.

I always feel a little smug when kids have to go back to school. I remember that sense of dread when you know you're stuck going to school until the next summer. Then I remember that I'm working all year long, and I don't feel so smug anymore!