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- American Heart Month (I'll be eating chocolate hearts to celebrate this)
Avocado and Banana Month (No problem there; I love them both) - International Boost Self-Esteem Month (Every day I will look in the mirror and remind myself of how much God loves me)
- International Hoof-Care Month (I shall give myself more pedicures)
- National Laugh-Friendly Month (Just an excuse to laugh more and louder)
- Spunky Old Broads Month (I'm fairly well practiced in this one, so coming up with something extra spunky to celebrate will take extra deep thought! Should I chase more old men? Drink more brandy while sitting on the curb in my purple dress and red hat? Take up farting in public? Hmmmm?).
Then there are the weekly observances, such as:
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- Children's Authors & Illustrators Week: 1-7 (I adore children's books, such as "Red is Best")
- Dump your Significant Jerk Week: 6-12 (Already did that 12 years ago!)
- International Flirting Week: 13-19 (Should I combine that with the chasing old men I mentioned above?)
- National Secondhand Wardrobe Week: 13-19 (A favorite observance I partake of 12 mon of the year)
- National Condom Week: 14-21 (Combine with chasing old men??)
- Texas Cowboy Poetry Week: 25-27 (Now we know what lonely cowboys do around the campfire at night -- contrary to Brokeback Mountain.)
Yes, tomorrow - February 1st is:
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- Freedom Day
- Hula in the Coola Day
- Spunky Old Broads Day
- Working Naked Day
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