Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Is honesty REALLY the best policy?


Are you guys familiar with Facebook? This is the profile page -- just basic info to be filled out. (And this example is not mine, it's from the Net; I could only wish to have been born in 1985 -- 2 yr before the birth of my eldest daughter.) .

Anyway, I'm on Facebook; I get to keep in touch with my kiddies (with the added bonus of being able to spy on them). And I have a profile page which I filled it out in the appropriate way; you know, with my correct birthdate (minus the year, of course) as well as:

  • interested in = men;
  • looking for = friendship; and of course,
  • sex = female (They all need to know what sex you are.)

Still, ya know -- you can call me warped, but whenever I have to fill out a page like this, I feel like telling the truth. REALLY telling the truth. .

Like this:

  • interested in 8 hr of sleep a night and healthy bowel movements
  • looking for my lost youth and a guy with money, low expectations and bad eyesight
  • sex YES! PLEASE; at least once more before I die

So there you have it! Doris the Great is not always chic and high-class (like you've been used to for the past 2 years). Sometimes I'm just base and honest and a little trailer-trashy. .

Now, gotta go check my Facebook messages. Maybe somebody new "friended" me!!!!



knitwit said...

I'm so exhausted from my day, I didn't think anything would make me smile tonight. But that made me laugh out loud--with a big snort at the end. Thanks!!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

This was so funny! I wish I had the nerve to fill out my profile with some reality Oh yes once more before I die!!

High Heeled Life said...

Thanks for this wonderful post! It really made me smile... xo HHL

Eva Gallant said...

What a great post! except for that trailer trash part! I live in a trailer in a trailer park. I'm offended! lol

Maureen said...

You are crazier than a bedbug! (Takes one to know one.)

I'm loving your new header pic! LOL

Debra She Who Seeks said...

When you're young, you want a kickass BMW. When you're old, you just lose the W.

Teresa~ Gardening with Soule said...

Fun post. loved that photo. they are a bit nosy on facebook. love the interested in question.

Marie said...

haha, loved this Sandy!

DUTA said...

I like your humour.
I'm not on Facebook, but bloggers write about their experiences, so I have some idea of what's going on there.

A woman told us in her blog that she had found her boyfriend on Facebook, but that he dumped her after a while for another woman on his Facebook.

'She deserved it', I thought to myself. No woman should be so masochistic as to date a guy with some two hundred female friends on his FB page.

Looking forward to hear about your experiences with Facebook.

Liane said...

you always make me smile!