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Are you guys familiar with Facebook? This is the profile page -- just basic info to be filled out. (And this example is not mine, it's from the Net; I could only wish to have been born in 1985 -- 2 yr before the birth of my eldest daughter.) 
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Anyway, I'm on Facebook; I get to keep in touch with my kiddies (with the added bonus of being able to spy on them). And I have a profile page which I filled it out in the appropriate way; you know, with my correct birthdate (minus the year, of course) as well as:
- interested in = men;
- looking for = friendship; and of course,
- sex = female (They all need to know what sex you are.)
Still, ya know -- you can call me warped, but whenever I have to fill out a page like this, I feel like telling the truth. REALLY telling the truth. .
Like this:
- interested in 8 hr of sleep a night and healthy bowel movements
- looking for my lost youth and a guy with money, low expectations and bad eyesight
- sex YES! PLEASE; at least once more before I die
So there you have it! Doris the Great is not always chic and high-class (like you've been used to for the past 2 years). Sometimes I'm just base and honest and a little trailer-trashy. .
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10 comments:
I'm so exhausted from my day, I didn't think anything would make me smile tonight. But that made me laugh out loud--with a big snort at the end. Thanks!!
This was so funny! I wish I had the nerve to fill out my profile with some reality answers...lol. Oh yes once more before I die!!
Thanks for this wonderful post! It really made me smile... xo HHL
What a great post! except for that trailer trash part! I live in a trailer in a trailer park. I'm offended! lol
You are crazier than a bedbug! (Takes one to know one.)
I'm loving your new header pic! LOL
When you're young, you want a kickass BMW. When you're old, you just lose the W.
Fun post. loved that photo. they are a bit nosy on facebook. love the interested in question.
haha, loved this Sandy!
I like your humour.
I'm not on Facebook, but bloggers write about their experiences, so I have some idea of what's going on there.
A woman told us in her blog that she had found her boyfriend on Facebook, but that he dumped her after a while for another woman on his Facebook.
'She deserved it', I thought to myself. No woman should be so masochistic as to date a guy with some two hundred female friends on his FB page.
Looking forward to hear about your experiences with Facebook.
you always make me smile!
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