Tuesday, January 17, 2012

I'm dating again!


Thanks to Kerry at PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, I've found out that my perspective on dating and relationships has been all wrong!  

True ... My phone is silent most weekends.  And there has been quite a noticeable lack of male companionship and candlelit dinners in my life.  But when it comes exercising my still intact "MoJo" (Oh! Behave!), there's apparently been an overabundance of opportunities that I've been totally unaware of until now!  

Just check this out and you'll see why.

(Note that this video does contain strong sexual inunendo.) 

All these missed chances -- right here -- under my own nose!  And I've been blind to them to date!

But not any more!  

  • I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday (although there's something resembling turnip stuck to the kitchen floor)!
  • Moss will no longer grow under this rolling stone's feet (nor on her bathtub grout)!  
  • I know when to "Carpe Diem" (or carpet shampoo-em)!
  • I've got a libeto (as well as a Swiffer), and I know how to use it!  

So this Saturday, Sandy's got a date with a tall, dark bald-headed guy:

My dream man!  He's good-looking AND he cleans!

"Oh Shemar!  
It's okay if you're a little dirty!"


Pam @ Frippery said...

Hey there, he's mine! Heehee.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

Mr. Clean always did it for me.

juls4real said...

That's right! Wipe it, Girl. Wipe it real good!

xo, juls

wendy said...

that just made me giggle.

Heather said...

Thanks for the smile first thing in the morning. And Shemar has been MINE since his Y & R days.


Can't stop smiling. What a way to start the day. And to think cleaning wasn't on my To DO list today. LOL

Nezzy said...

Leave it to you to make my day...what a great way to begin my mornin'. I don't have to tell ya how I feel about Mr. Clean.

In fact I'll let that tall bald guy outta the closet so he can head your way for the weekend. I'm generous like the...it's just the way I fly! Heeehehehe!!!

You are so blessed creative!

Have a beautiful day my friend!!!

anangloinquebec said...

Okay, that gave me a good laugh this morning. Thank you!

DearHelenHartman said...

You're giving good clean fun a whole new twist.

Melanie said...

Too funny...I'm sitting here laughing my butt off. Hmm, maybe this little glass of wine is helping, too. :-)