I had to do it, ladies! Egad!! I was down to the last seconds on my 18 hour bra! So, last week, I ventured out to shop for a new one. *
In my younger days, I used to have lovely 'proud, jutting breasts'! (I read that line once in one of those risque Harlequin romance novels and just loved the sound of it. It's so patrotric sounding, isn't it! So very British! And it perfectly describes the bras of the 60's and early 70's!) *
But as with all else in this aging process, time is taking it's cruel toll. They no longer jut nor stand proud! As a matter of fact, if they could talk to me, they'd speak in a rather sheepish voice and say things like "Oh! We're so sorry! We didn't mean to get in the way again!" or "Pardon us please! Yes, we'll take ourselves out of that bowl you're stirring immediately!".
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So, off I went to my local Zeller's store in search of a combination Catholic/Salvation Army type of bra! (The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen ....... and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.)
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All around me was color & pattern & softness -- a virtual cornucopia of femininity, prettiness and sex appeal! Such a selection! Surely every woman would find just what she needed in her style and price range. 
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NOT!!!
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Why is it so hard to find a pretty bra in a larger size that will give support and won't cost you next week's grocery budget? It's not as if there isn't a market out there for them, right. I mean, big breasts are global (pun intended)! But most bras that will give support are pretty darned ugly!
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I want pretty. But what I need is a cowboy bra -- one that rounds up those babies and heads them in the right direction! Rawhide! -- Ahhhh, no thanks! Nylon, elastic and lace please!
*I need a bra something like this one:
without the visible cranes and guywires, of course! *
The plight of the full-figured woman!!
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My usual bra is not too bad; and in spite of wanting something different, it's what I ended up buying again. It fits and supports well; it was a 2 for 1 sale; and I was able to get a pretty pink one as well as the tidy white!
* And you know; as much as I tend to look on "the girls" with chagrin, I know it could be worse.
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I could be shopping for this baby!!! 